Here is another lesson on Martin, the official language that would be spoken since the Martians invaded ten days a go.
Here are some exampled from the Martian run news agency. You can find more of them on the following website www.app.com.pk.
Remember that Martian is diametrically opposite to English and logic and reason don’t apply. With that we start todays lesson.
Pakistan’s geo-strategic location, conducive policies attracting investment: President
Translation: Why the f*&% would you invest in Pakistan? Don’t you have any better place to invest? I have taken this place to the dogs. If you are too dumb to not realize that, then you should suffer the consequences.
Islamabad Consumers Protection (Amendment) Ordinance, 2007 promulgated
After the media and the judiciary it is time for the ordinary consumer to take a banana in the hole.
Price Control and Prevention of Profiteering and Hoarding (Amendment Ordinance, 2007 promulgated)
Just in case you escaped the first one. Here is another one to control the dangerous public.
People across country laud elections announcement: PM
People in the country would be laughing their asses off if the situation was not that serious. This is a great achievement.
Journalists’ economic empowerment government achievement: Durrani
Yes the journalists in Pakistan are having a ball of time. Their jobs are secure and they are allowed to work fearlessly as possible. Yeah right.
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Good blog ... thanks ... btw i never realized that this app website even existed :)
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